Chattanooga: Przewodnik, ceny i darmowe noclegi · 2026

RKRostislav Krivorotenkorostislaw · 27 mar 2010Czytaj

Zebrałem w jednym miejscu najciekawsze przykłady rozmów, myślę, że chłopaki nie będą mieli nic przeciwko. --1-- C: Cześć! Ja: How do you do! (nie myśląc, nie czekając, aż zapyta, wciskam mu DS-2019!) C: How’re you? Ja: Pretty good C: (nic nie usłyszał i pyta znowu) How’re you? Ja: I’M FINE! C: OK Are these documents yours? (pokazuje moje ankiety, zdjęcie) Ja: Yes C: Are you sure? Ja: Yope! C: Where’re you going to work? Ja: M.P.company,Ww,NJ. C: Who is the governor on NJ state? Ja: ??? I’m sorry? I don’t remember! C: And who is the president of US? Ja: B. Obama! C: All right, and what do you study? Ja: (usłyszałam 'where') Kazan Cooperative Institute C: NO! I mean what do you study?? Ja: Oyy, economics! C: Who is the minister of economics in Russia? Ja: Eee… German Gref! C: Very well. Your English is good. And what’s your favorite movie? Ja: (wypaliłam pierwsze, co przyszło mi do głowy) Comedy – Home Alone! C: Oy, you mean Home alone. Do you really like it? Ja: YES! (uwielbiam) C: OK You’ll get your Visa! Everything is fine! Have a nice summer! Ja: Good bye! (nie stałam tak, jak uczyli – prosto, tylko oparłam się o parapet) C: Have a nice… reszty już nie słyszałam, bo poszłam, nie, poleciałam do wyjścia! --2-- -Oficer: Cześć -Ja: Hi (uśmiechamy się!!!) -O: So… let me see… You are an exchange student, aren’t you? -M: Yes, Sir -O: And what are you going to do in America? Are you going to work? -M: I'm going to work as a waitress at an Italian restaurant. You may laugh, but working as a waitress has been one of the dreams of my life. Indeed, every time I am at the restaurant with my parents or friends, I want to be at the place of the waiter. -O: (Oficer naprawdę się śmieje) Well, it’s a hard job, believe me! -M: Yes, I’ve heard about it. Well, I’ll be given an opportunity to try it out! -O: Were do you study? -M: (potem eleganckim gestem wyciągam legitymację studencką, indeks, zaświadczenia z uczelni i zaczyna się oda do Alma Mater) -M: I’m enrolled in the program of the Russian-French University which means that I am a student at the Linguistic University of NN, where I study French and English, and at the Economics Department of the NN State University. That’s why when I graduate in two years I’ll be given two diplomas! -O: (Służbowo przegląda indeks, patrzy na pieczątki w legitymacji) I see…Very nice…May I have a look at your previous passport with the previous visas? This is the new one, isn’t it? -M: Yes, the passport that you have is new, because the old one has already expired. Here is my old passport. (Daję stary paszport, oficer go przegląda, na starej amerykańskiej wizie wbija pieczątkę “Canceled without prejudice”). As you see, I've traveled a lot in my life. I've been many times to Europe: Germany and France. I strongly believe that travelling is the greatest thing in the world! One gets to know other cultures, mentalities, meets new interesting people and practices the language. Alone changing the atmosphere makes it worth to go on trip! -O: Ok, well…thank you, your documents are all right, everything is fine and you can pick up your visa within few days. Good luck and have a nice trip! -M: Thank you. Bye! --3-- C: Good morning. (ledwo na mnie spojrzał, grzebiąc w papierach) Ja: Good morning. (szeroko się uśmiecham.) C: Summer Work and Travel, prawda? Ja: Right. C: So, last summer you were...? Ja: Tennessee, Chattanooga. (maksymalnie szczera twarz) K: Excuse me?.. Ja: TENNESSEE! C: Oh, oh, ok, I see. Tennessee. Last time you came back late.... Ja: (serce podchodzi mi do gardła, pojawiają się złe myśli, coraz trudniej utrzymać uśmiech). K: ....October, 15... Right? Ja: Yes, sir. K: You missed some classes, right? (groźnie i z naciskiem) Ja: zachowuję resztki opanowania i... nagle wypalam zaskakująco spokojnym tonem: No! K: (zdezorientowanie na twarzy) – No??? But your classes start....? Ja: Oh, sure, the first of September. But first two months our schedule is rather unstable, classes are not very serious. It was not